Ponyville Press Conference
(file is in MP3 format, 1.0 MB, compressed for quicker downloading; simply right-click the link, then "save target/file" to download. Depending on your browser, you may be able to simply click without downlaoding to stream the audio)
Further details about the Mayor's announcement will be issued to you in print form shortly. There are complimentary pasteries for you on the way out.
(And if you want to phrase your comment in the form of a press-release, I would be greatly amused).